Your friends always know what you’re bringing to the party/potluck/movie night/baby shower/etc.
You tsk at people who need different foods for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Your ears perk up whenever someone mentions needing more protein (because you know just what to recommend)
You refer to chickpeas as “pre-hummus”
Your phone’s camera gallery is a sea of beige (in the best, most delicious way possible)
It’s the first thing you think of when you wake up, and the last thing before you go to sleep
You have an objective ranking list of brands and flavors ready to recommend at any time
You’ve been known to get into some heated arguments with friends or strangers about your opinion on the “correct” way to spell hummus
The words “serving size” will not get in the way of you and your betrothed
Your life’s passion belongs to finding a cure for those who don’t like hummus
